Trench Composting FAIL!

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As of last year due to odor problems in the regular trash we have been throwing organic trash in a separate bin outside.  I wanted to try vermicomposting, but our weather here is extreme and I can effectively regulate the temperature in the bins to keep the worms alive.  Last year the bin outside was invaded by some kind of fly larva and decomposed everything at a rate quicker than we could feed them.  They multiplied like crazy and the odor smelled like something out of a polluted sewer.  I just left it because I figured that the larva poop might be beneficial and they were decomposing our trash.  When the snow melted I threw the bin in the corner of the garden because there was still a massive amount of dead or dormant larva.  This year we amassed about a trash can full of organic trash and I thought I would give trench composting a go.  I read a few articles about it and it seemed easy and people who planted on top said they got good results.  So late March I dug a trench about 2 feet deep that ran across my garden where I was going to put my tomatoes.

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I spread the compost evenly and lightly across the bottom of the trench.  And then I refilled the trench with the dug out soil and covered it with plastic.  My tomatoes would be planted in the middle of May giving the trench contents almost 2 months to decompose.

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ready for tomatoes

However what I didn’t expect was the local kamoshika to come dig everything up.  This deer/goat looking creature has an incredible nose and has foiled all my previous attempts at just digging a hole in the garden and burying my trash as well.  I figured since the trash was lightly spread and covered with soil AND plastic it would go unnoticed.  WRONG!!

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kamoshika by tree

After the kamoshika dug everything up and had its fill on my trench our little toy poodle decided it was his turn and dug up the rest getting completely dirty in the process.

All of my burying composting attempts have failed and I have tried numerous ways to bury my compost.  I have dug holes near garlic, basil, and onions.  I have put rocks over the holes, sprayed bug spray on the holes, and even mulched heavily all in hopes of throwing fooling the noses of the animals around the house but all have failed miserably.  I’m also too lazy to fence the garden area just to compost and the local wildlife excluding the crows normally leaves everything in the garden alone.  So now all our organic trash gets thrown into the woods behind our house for any local wildlife to serve themselves.  This is OK with me because it gets eaten or broken down within a matter of days.  And as you know, we recently moved to the country from the city and our kids are having a blast seeing all the animals.  Our local critter population includes fox, deer, kamoshika, all types of birds, and even an occasional boar.

Point being if there are animals in the area: dig deeper, fence, or put in a place you don’t care if it’s dug up.

I figure that dogs are the main culprits for ruining most compost that is buried, but I wonder if anyone else has had a similar problem with deer.  Would be interested to hear peoples results on burying compost as well as any other problems or solutions you think are relevant.

Honen Matsuri(豊年祭り)-The Spring Penis Festival

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What better way to usher in spring than with a penis festival.  This festival is quite popular and one of the most unique things I have ever seen.  I don’t think you can find a penis festival anywhere else in the world.  That being said it draws thousands of people from all over Japan and even the world!  This festival takes place from 10am-4pm every March 15th at Tagata Shrine in Komaki, Japan.  It celebrates the blessings of a plentiful harvest, prosperity, and of course fertility.  But what really draws the crowd is the procession where the enormous penis is being paraded down the street and all you can drink sake!
Before the festivities begin you can walk around the shrine grounds and see the different penis shaped objects everywhere.  There are statues, stones, and even magic balls you can touch for good luck.  Also as is common with any festival there are food and souvenir stalls everywhere.  So enjoy some food and free sake before the parade begins.  There is also a sub shrine filled with previous year’s penises.  These penises are carved from a single cedar tree every year by a master craftsman after the tree has been purified by the temple.  The penis weighs in at 280 kilograms and is around 2.5 meters long.  Every year the enormous penis is given to the gods as an offering for prosperity.
The parade begins at 2pm and follows about a kilometer route to Tagata Temple.  The procession begins with a large penis banner followed by numerous priests throwing salt at spectators for purification.

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Then come a number or women holding a 20 inch wooden penis who are all chosen specifically because of their age.  Apparently women at age 36 are said to be unlucky and need some kind of religious or spiritual intervention.
Then comes the bigger than life penis toted by 60 men.  All of these men just like the women are chosen specifically due to their age.  All the men are 42 years old and just like the women need some kind of religious or spiritual intervention.  I guess this intervention is to carry a huge penis on your back around town.  Anyways these guys rotate carrying the large wooden penis sitting on its wooden platform.  If you combine the platform and the penis the whole thing weighs around 400 kilograms.  So with this kind of weight and everyone being drunk the more hands the better!
After the main attraction passes the sake cart hands out free sake to anyone who wants it!  The procession takes a little longer than an hour and ends back at the temple.
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This decorated bambo shows where the sake cart is!
Once the parade has finished it was time for rice cake throwing.  Everyone gathers in the square outside the temple and all children and women are ordered to leave because they might get injured.  The festival supervisors throw these terrible tasting rice cakes from an elevated platform to the hungry drunk mob!  I didn’t stay for this but apparently people are ruthless in trying to get those things.  People are jumping, running, pushing and shoving to get this tiny tasteless rice cakes.  I kind of wish I would have stayed to witness the spectacle!
After the rice cake has finished the festival is over and everyone slowly heads home.  But before going home you can’t leave without buying one of the many penis shaped souvenirs.  They have candy of all kinds, ashtrays, cups, food, key chains, and tons of carvings.  Buy a few to remember one of the weirdest festivals you will ever go to!